England Football jokes (WorldCup 2010)
Webosphere is full of jokes about England’s humiliating defeat with Germany in the WorldCup 2010.
Q: What’s the difference between the England team and a teabag?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer.
In a class, the teacher is asking every kid what jobs their parents have.
Teacher: Rocky, what does your dad do?
Rocky: He is a stripper in a gay bar and let’s other men touch his privates.
After class, teacher takes rocky to one side.
Teacher: Is that true about ur dad?
Rocky: No, actually he plays football for england, but I was to embarrassed to say that.
Child whose parents are in the middle of a custody battle.
Judge: Do you wanna stay with ur mom?
Child : No, she beats me.
Judge: Do you wanna stay with ur dad?
Child: No, he beats me too.
Judge: Then who do you wanna stay with?
Child: I wanna stay with the England football team because they dont beat anyone.
The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jamal, aged six.
